Medic: Donald Trump must have ‘super-duper sperm coming out of his Trump Tower’

The first wife of President Donald Trump, Ivana, revealed she was pregnant with all three of her children while implanting an intrauterine contraceptive device.

The revelation from her book, “Trump’s Ascension,” disappointed the medical world, and raised serious questions about the contraceptive device, which was said to be 99.9% safe.

This has led a famous gynecologist to study the problem from a medical point of view. His conclusion was that “Donald Trump, our resident, has a super sperm able to overcome the contraceptive tool.”

Ivana, a business woman of Czech-American origin and career model, was Donald Trump’s wife from 1977 to 1992. The couple had three children: Ivanka, Donald Jr. and Eric.

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